Thursday, August 26, 2004

Jessica returns (sort of)

I got emails from two of my LSU sources today that the world's worst "sex columnist" - Jessica Pivik - is back.

[editor's note: Jessica is an LSU J-School student who fancies herself to be Carrie Bradshaw. I mocked her often during the spring semester.]

But the funny thing is, her column isn't posted on Maybe it's just the ineptness of student newspaper types, or maybe LSU has decided Jessica's pointless recaps of Google searches are best contained in the physical paper, lest people outside of LSU - such as me - get hold of her crap and mock it.

Fear not, Wisdom readers. For my vast network of operatives swung into action. Below, you'll find a scanned version of today's column (click on the image to enlarge it).

Jessica's leading off the fall semester talking about masturbation. In her column, we learn such important facts as "guys aren't the only ones who go out with Mrs. Palmer's five sluttish daughters" and "Two people masturbating together is called mutual masturbation and can be very arousing and safe."




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