Monday, April 19, 2004

Guess the caption

The photo below is from today's Advocate (the Baton Rouge daily, not the national gay newspaper):



The photo belongs with which of the following (paraphrased) captions?

1) Dutchtown High School principal Conrad Braud announced his resignation in the wake of a massive cheating scandal at the school.

2) Dutchtown High School principal Conrad Braud expresses sadness at the arrest of two students charged with plotting a Columbine-style massacre at the school.

3) Dutchtown High School principal Conrad Braud is assuring parents that the school will be safe Tuesday, the fifth anniversary of the Columbine massacre.

The answer is 3. Despite the "just damn" look on his face, principal Braud is working to convince parents that their kids will be safe tomorrow, the fifth anniversary of the Columbine shootings. Two Dutchtown students were arrested in January (and are now out on bail) for allegedly plotting a similar massacre.

Bonus question: Which of the following is the actual address of one of the accused students?

1) 1709 Swamp Road East, Raybon Trailer Park, No. 915

2) 1709 Bayou Teche Road, Shady Lane Trailer Park, No. 915

3) 1709 Nutria Trail, Boudreaux's Trailer Park, No. 915

It's 1. Is it any wonder the kid wanted to shoot up his school?

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